Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes

What Up Yo.
I haven't watched this yet,
It was more important to me to get it up on the site first.

"It was Duke!! It was Duke!!!"

Got out of the subway.
2 emails came rushing in to two different email addresses.
Then my phone rang.

All within 20 seconds.

He had just seen the new trailer for "Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes"

He was speaking in tongues.
It was like listening to the last transmission from Kathryn Railly in "12 Monkeys"

"HAVE A MERRY CHRIIISTMAAAS!!!!"

I owe it to him to tell you what I made out:

[loud yelling]

"CHECK ALL EMAIL ACCOUNTS..."

[unclear]

"NEW TRAILER..."

[muddled words]

"APES!!!"

[violence]

"FUCKING..."

[loud noises]

"AWESOME..."

[car crash]

"MUST GET!!!

[gun fire]

"VOICES!!!!"

[police sirens]

"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!"

[end transmission]

Don't worry.
I've gotten that call once a month for the last 20 years.

Let's get to it.

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